
A media lab for founder chaos, narrative crimes,
and intelligent rebellion.
Longform strategy, narrative chaos, and cultural analysis — straight from the lab.
Read the flagship essays and message dissections on Substack,
then drop into shorter riffs and experiments on Paragraph.
Experiments, assets, and narrative artifacts from the Crypto Jazz Hands Lab.
Matchbooks & Red Pens (coming soon)
Crypto Jazz Hands is the lab. The chaos is real. Claude is watching.