Crypto Jazz Hands

A media lab for founder chaos, narrative crimes,
and intelligent rebellion.

The Dispatch

Longform strategy, narrative chaos, and cultural analysis — straight from the lab.
Read the flagship essays and message dissections on Substack,
then drop into shorter riffs and experiments on Paragraph.

• Read on Substack

• Follow on Paragraph

The Projects

Experiments, assets, and narrative artifacts from the Crypto Jazz Hands Lab.